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The way that Dr. Evil says right.
"Rioght" = Dr. Evil
rioght by Anonymous October 27, 2003
Words you can keep

You can fuck right off

A very firm, concise and unambiguous way of dismissing someone, namely used in a social context and not suitable for the office. Retains a slightly friendlier tone than the sharper variant "fuck off", the latter of which should be used in scenarios where the conveyance of anger is key.
"Please wash the dishes"
"You can fuck right off".

Notice the subject matter here is most likely to be exchanged between persons with a preexisting relationship. If the offending party was a stranger, "fuck off" might be used instead.
You can fuck right off by Mrmacho October 8, 2016

end him rightly

The action of unscrewing the pommel of ones sword and throwing it at ones opponent.
"he offended me,so I had to end him rightly"

you know why I said that right? 

Common phrase heard from Norman "Nick". He says this whenever he wants to place emphasis on something that he just said. Usually, he'll say this after he says something that he considers to be bold and will want to flex what he just did.
Norman "Nick":" I just read this entire book in one night"
Henry: "Ok?"
Norman "Nick": "You know why I said that right?"
**the whole time, Norman “Nick” was trying to flex that he read a book and did something productive**

Fuck Right Off 

It still means fuck off, but it’s a fuck off on steroids with its fists clenched, eyes staring and a snarl on its lips. But that’s not the end of it, you can be told to “ most definitely fuck right off”, where in addition to staring and snarling with its fists clenched sweating and trembling with anticipation for the tiny trigger that will let it rip your head off and shit down your neck. There are numerous other variations until you are told to “most fucking definitely fucking well fuck right fucking off”. If this sound incoherent it’s because it is; you are now faced with a berserk, ninja vampire with titanium talons and diamond teeth who is a hairsbreadth away from howling chaos and the total destruction of you, your family and all your ancestors so that you become not even a memory.
If anyone rejects this definition, they can fuck right off.
Fuck Right Off by AKACroatalin April 26, 2015

Alt-right Warrior 

n. An individual who steadfastly and resolutely supports the policies of President Donald J. Trump and his cronies. "Alt-right warriors" claim to be anti-establishment while ignoring the establishment personnel appointed to key cabinet and political positions by Trump, who include high-level Goldman Sachs executives and former executives. These "warriors" either ignore or are dismissive of Trump's aim to enforce federal laws against recreational use of marijuana toward states that have chosen by popular vote to legalize it.
Alt-right warrior: "Donald Trump is anti-establishment."
Socrates: "Take a look at the alligators he brought that now infest the Washington swamp."
Also: "You told me you smoke recreationally. He wants you jailed. You shouldn't have voted for him."
Alt-right Warrior by Prankster April 2, 2017

Righteous dump 

Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.
Tom: Where have you been, dude?

Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service
Righteous dump by Mastor Debator February 5, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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