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Politically correct way of asking your buddy if they're retarded when they say or do something stupid. Since since "Retarded" is no longer an acceptable word... It has been now 'reworded'
"Are you fucking reworded?"

"Don't be a reword man"
reworded by cunning2627 April 12, 2021
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recorded with a potato 

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.
Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

rewarded handsomely

when someone receives a significant sum of money for work done or product sold
He was rewarded handsomely for all his hard work in the business
rewarded handsomely by Arthur Brown November 10, 2013

recorded with a toaster 

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity
*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster
recorded with a toaster by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011

Retorded 

Just as the same as retarded, but said differently.
"That person is so retorded."

"Don't you mean 'retarded'?"

"No. Saying retarded is too mainstream."
Retorded by Shadow Silverclaw January 16, 2013
To get killed. To be brutally slaughtered.
"You can't just get away with ganking my motorscooter! You gonna get recorded!

Retorded 

Brandon is absolutley fucking retorded.
Retorded by Retorded. February 7, 2018
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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