Terminus_Est's definitions
When one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles in order to survive an otherwise embarrassing sexual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.
Tom's evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman with the fat ugly broad who was cockblocking and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. Fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team, he downed several bottles of Dogfish Head 90 Minute India Pale Ale, then nailed the bitch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a Jessica Alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. When he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have passed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell in bed with him. Thus, his safety goggles did work after all.
by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011
Get the safety gogglesmug. A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.
And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
Here's the actual account of what happened:
Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.
A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.
A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
by Terminus_Est August 5, 2011
Get the old folks' homemug. When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.
When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.
by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015
Get the Chinese chain reactionmug. Two guys traveling through the Outback hearing a wierd "wooieooieoo, wooieooieoo" rhythmic sound:
Guy 1: "Is that dubstep I am hearing?!"
Guy 2: (looks around and finds the source) "Umm sounds like it's coming from those Aborigines over there sitting around a campfire blowing hollow wooden logs."
Guy 1: "Holy shit I never guessed it would be that old."
The two guys then start grooving to the music.
Guy 1: "Is that dubstep I am hearing?!"
Guy 2: (looks around and finds the source) "Umm sounds like it's coming from those Aborigines over there sitting around a campfire blowing hollow wooden logs."
Guy 1: "Holy shit I never guessed it would be that old."
The two guys then start grooving to the music.
by Terminus_Est December 11, 2012
Get the Aboriginesmug. When I took just one hit off of this didgeridoob I rolled up, I was instantly flat on my back and was dreaming that I was in the Australian outback.
by Terminus_Est October 5, 2015
Get the didgeridoobmug. A highly popular combat/roleplaying system within Second Life. Originally created for a specific dark roleplaying sim(in-game island), it has grown over the years and spread to other sims, gaining thousands of users worldwide. In CCS you get to choose among ten races, each ith its own abilities, strength, and weakness and play within any environment of your choosing, whether it be an urban setting with guns, drugs, hookers, a gothic setting with vampires, werewolves, and demonic shit, a fantasy setting with swords, dungeons, and dragons, or any combination of the above things. Combat and roleplay is sophisticated, involving alot of matching wits, and you do it mostly with other people and rarely computer AIs. The longer you stay and play, the more experience points you get and the higher the level your character will become. Experience points can also be awarded as well for good roleplay and winning battles. A highly social-darwinistic game in which most players are adults (hell SL is not intended for minors anyway) plus you dont have to be a nerd with no life to join in. In fact it attracts many people whom wouldnt be considered as such.
CCS is WoW for non nerdy people.
CCS is social darwinism at its finest.
CCS makes SL much more exciting.
CCS is dark, violent, gory, bloody, depraved, etc. and not intended for minors or people who cant handle a good defeat.
CCS is social darwinism at its finest.
CCS makes SL much more exciting.
CCS is dark, violent, gory, bloody, depraved, etc. and not intended for minors or people who cant handle a good defeat.
by Terminus_Est November 20, 2010
Get the CCSmug. A very ancient Australian instrument that can be used to play some wicked dubstep if you are really good with it.
With just his mouth, lungs, and a hollow wooden log, the didgeridoo player played an awesome solo that made Skrillex shit his pants.
by Terminus_Est December 14, 2012
Get the didgeridoomug.