Terminus_Est's definitions

Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016

didgeridoob

A really humongous joint(doob) of cannabis.

When I took just one hit off of this didgeridoob I rolled up, I was instantly flat on my back and was dreaming that I was in the Australian outback.

by Terminus_Est October 5, 2015

Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.

When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.

by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015

HowToBasic

Derived from the popular and viral Youtube channel of the same name, the HowToBasic is a sex act in which you ejaculate on a woman's face and then smash and smear raw eggs all over her.

That hooker had to charge me double after I gave her the HowToBasic, but man it was an utterly egg-static experience!

by Terminus_Est April 16, 2014

wubbish

Can either mean shitty dubstep or just dubstep in general if you don't like this kind of music. Comes from the words "wub" which is the electronic sound that is mainly used in dubstep music and "rubbish."

My girlfriend and I went to this one club to get our grooves on, but it turns out they were playing nothing but a load of wubbish.

Hey young man can you please turn down that wubbish you are listening to? I am trying to listen to Mozart here!

by Terminus_Est December 31, 2013

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

los terroristas

Literally means "the terrorists" in Spanish but it can be used to refer to your homies, bros, buds, friends, etc. Comes from the verse "con los terroristas"(with the terrorists) in the Harlem Shake song by DJ Baauer, which has since recently spawned a viral dance craze on YouTube.

Jim: Hey Brad wanna play some Call of Duty with me?
Brad: Naw man I am at a party with 'los terroristas' over here getting drunk and doing the Harlem Shake!

by Terminus_Est February 17, 2013