175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yuppies.
"Right, so we're going skydiving. Got all the ensures you need?"
by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005
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A sexual act that was, for lack of better words, weird.
"So baby, what did you think of my double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodledoo-rainstorm?"

"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."
by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005
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To expose. To go naked in front of people you don't know. Depending on who you are, this may be a frequent experience.
"That woman's exposing herself!"
"Didn't you do human bio in high school, you nob!? That ain't no woman!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005
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What you get when you expose yourself. Can be extremely and extremely bad. Sometimes at the same time.
"Woohoo!"
"Oh dear lord! Hide your eyes girl, from this un-called for exposure!"
"I'm trying to Father, but the shining blossom of doom is attracting me with it's evil despatriations!"
"Dear lord!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005
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Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.
"Alright there Bob!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.
"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
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