175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

wonderful

What you say when things are not too wonderul at all.

"Looks like you got a D in History, Jacko!"
"Wonderful."

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

Pubix

Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.

"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

backs to the wall

Phrs. A homophobic comment and warning to fellow heterosexuals that contact with a gay male is likely or happening. From the misconception that all gay males will endevour, or want to have anal intercourse with any male. Derog.

"Here come's David! Backs to the wall, lads!"

"Oh fuck off."

by Alex Quantashassle August 1, 2005

linked

How a website is linked is what style of content it possesses and that of other related websites.

Urban Dictionary is linked well, with the respect it deserves.

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

back passage

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 1, 2005

aerated

Adj. Over-excited. Becoming obsolete, although still heard used by older generations. Often mispronounced as aeriated. Slightly British.

"He's too aerated over this-here girl, she ain't THAT good looking, surely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005