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Spite Monkey’s Revenge 

This is where some nasty little heale of a spite monkey usually a teenager or pre-teen has an idea for a definition for Urban Dictionary. They look it up and find your definition of ‘their’ word already in place and approved by a lot of people. True to the spite monkey mentality they immediately hit the thumbs down symbol, they then contact any like-minded losers they call friends and get them to do the same thing. They don’t bother trying to get their own definition accepted but boast about how they beat the fuck out of yours. It’s possible to hope that one day they will actually grow up, but unfortunately so many of them will remain nothing more than disagreeable little snot splatters for their entire lives.
“My latest definition on Urban Dictionary has picked up loads of dislikes, I don’t understand why.”
“It’s the spite monkey’s revenge, mate. Some little turd reckons you nicked their definition and this is a way of getting back at you.”

revengicide 

1. A risky act of revenge, committed because the need for revenge is greater than the need for self-preservation.
2. Something you do to get back at someone, even though you know that it will be damaging to you in the end.
Marion: Our organization has an intern working at the White House!
Rob: I hope her name isn't Monica.
Marion: Not to worry, it's a guy.
Scott: Don't forget Hillary! She's probably up for a little political revengicide!
revengicide by ocius1 May 15, 2009

Drinking for revenge 

Drinking for revenge is a toast used by people known for their excessive use of alcohol. It’s the intake equivalent of whistling past a graveyard as though the rules of the tombstone don’t apply to you. The entire toast goes:

Dinking killed my mother; drinking killed my father; so I’m drinking for revenge!
Drinking for revenge is a toast used by people known for their high alcohol intake. This usually doesn’t end well!

Reverend Insanity 

A holy scripture written by the fabled prophet Gu Zhen Ren detailing the life of the lord and savior, Fang Yuan aka the Great Love Immortal Venerable. Unfortunately, due to the dastardly manipulation of the CCP, this bible was banned before it finished, leaving many Daoists with a crippling emptiness that will never be fulfilled.
"Damn bro, you re-reading Reverend Insanity again? It's been like four years."

"There is nothing else in this mundane world that can satisfy me. Only RI and benefits matter."

Captain's Revenge 

The disturbingly blue-green colored poop after eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries.
"Dude, I shat blue and green this morning!"

"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"

"Yeah..."

"Captain's revenge."

the reverend tholomew plague 

The Reverend Tholomew Plague is the former drummer from the band Avenged Sevenfold. He's inspired many fans...and to each fan "The Reverend Tholomew Plague" means something a little different. However, we can all agree that he was an incredible person with a heart of gold. RIP. foREVer.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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