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When you're tired of being somewhere and you are ready to leave.

Or
You now know that you have reached your maximum level of involvement in said place and you are prepared to abruptly disappear from said place.

"Girl I'm so tired of this job, I'm retago."

retago by Attractthem December 31, 2016

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Rectagon

A rectangle that sexually identifies as a shape with 5 or more sides

That's no rectangle, that's a rectagon

Rectagon by IndecisiveRectagon March 9, 2017

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Ratagorski

The process by which a rat scampers into a hole on someone's crotch, and is then exploded by the sheer force of that individual's perineum crushing down on its body.

Bob died in a tragic ratagorski by Gorski.

Ratagorski by MinneSylle March 29, 2008

rentagob

meaning - someone who talks excessively. (unlikely) putting up a notice that their mouth is for rent. These people are usually disliked by many for being a know it all.

That Dave Casey is a total rentagob, my he jus wont shut up!

rentagob by Adrico December 14, 2004

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rectagon

The shape of your rectum.

Your arse is the perfect little rectagon.

rectagon by Shani T. October 3, 2005

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Rectagon

A 8 sided dildo that goes into your ass

Did you see the size of that RECTAGON

Rectagon by your mouth? January 24, 2010

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Retagious

Something which is retardedly contagious.

When someone is sleep deprived they leak their retardedness, thus being retardedly contagious or retagious.

Retagious by kari89 March 2, 2010

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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