resta

approaching a seated girl from the rear and resting your dick on her shoulder

Couldn't get her to blink so I copped a Resta on her Lilly-Whites.

by Rastus January 11, 2006

Paul Di Resta

Formula 1's in house RETARD consistently ruining every fans race experience with his idiotic jokes forcing crofty to make that awkward little laugh because the joke want funny

look at Paul DI Resta over there, what a munted retard

by CoonSwing3000 October 25, 2022

Hooters Restaurant

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.

There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.

by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Rectalgia

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.

There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.

by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

by Phuqit October 9, 2006

rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

T-Rectadactyl

1. A Pterodactyl mixed with a Tyrannosaurus rex.
2. Some wack shit a SoundCloud rapper said in one of his songs, Snow “Lights Out” Promo.

What’s a beast to a dinosaur nigga, Pterodactyl
Mixed with a T-Rex...T-Rectadactyl!

by Urappy July 11, 2019