Rectalgia

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.

There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.

by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

Rectalgia

Originally a medical term, rectalgia is a pain in the rectum, now being applied to people who are a pain in the arse.

Malcolm, with his clumsiness and stupidity causes acute and widespread rectalgia

by Croatalin December 30, 2013

retaliate

To Give shit back 2x worse then what they did to you.

my mom took away my TV, you know what, im going to retaliate!

by Eddyyyb August 28, 2007

retaliationship

A relationship struck up for the sole purpose of making the ex of one or both parties jealous. Usually short lived and ending badly for both.

Friend 1: Why the hell is Justin hooking up with Katie, I thought he was with Amy?

Friend 2: Yeah well he was until she dumped him for her ex. Now he's just in a retaliationship.

by Erricred March 24, 2009

retaligagement

The act of getting engaged to someone as a response to your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend becoming engaged.

Jenny accepting David's proposal is just a retaligagement of Steve proposing to Heather.

by Ryan Smith from Ohio February 10, 2009

Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

retaliatory masturbation

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.

Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

by Alan Pincus13 November 26, 2013