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I dont know why all of you on her are nasty, but a pterodactyl is a dinosaur.
What did you do your science project on?
I wrote about pterodactyls.
by mrs.curtis April 16, 2015
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When a woman performs oral sex on a man in front of her, while at the same time is giving hand jobs to men on her right and left. The resulting motion looks like she is attempting to fly. (Much like a pterodactyl.)
Wow, she really gives a terrific pterodactyl!
by somebody111 June 23, 2006
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In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet, while mimicking the cry of a Pterodactyl.
I didn't want to touch that toilet seat, so I decided to Pterodactyl it instead.
by TurtlesofThought April 16, 2009
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A sexual act involving one woman and three guys. With all three men standing in a row the woman gets on her knees facing the men so that she can jack off the two guys on the outside while blowing the guy in the middle. With her head bobbing and arms jacking ferociously she resembles the mighty pterodactyl!
At first she was just skiing then Bill came over and joined so she had to pterodactyl.
by BallsOnMyNose August 05, 2008
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When a guy is have sexual intercourse with a girl or guy doggy style and he grabs the sheets and pulls them up over his head and flaps his arms using the sheets as wings and makes loud bird noises while blowing his load.
Man last night I was doing the Pteradactyl and I almost took off using my sheet as wings
by Troy September 18, 2003
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Sense of nervousness, paranoia or impending dread often accompanying the first day of sobriety following a raging bender. Symptoms may include shakiness and/or hallucinations of flying objects in one's peripheral vision.
I've been so hammered for the past four days that I couldn't function at work today, because the pterodactyls kept coming after me.
by ikillbozo September 27, 2010
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