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Press F to Pay Respects

When someone you love passes on, so you pay your respects with F
Damn, my cousin died.

Press F to pay respects, am i right?

pay respects 

What you do as a tribute towards the dead; usually done either in the military or in modern culture like E-Dubble. Its usage with that last one was due to the game "Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare."
Person 1) "Dude, E-Dubble is dead! D:"
Person 2) "Sheit, well, time to pay respects."

As respects 

A never used term used by people with small brains that lack the ability to pas the ACFT like a man.
I once used "as respects" in a sentence and then someone punched me in the face hole.
As respects by Fufa Puncher October 27, 2020

Paying respects 

Respecting or taking good care of someone’s body after death
My father died I’ll be Paying respects by leaving flowers at his grave
Paying respects by TheMeanDuck October 15, 2020

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”