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This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
Said in response to a post, comment or action that is against the rules of whatever game or forum the conversation took place.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.

Usually, it's just a joke.
A: I hate niggers
B: reported.

C: Hey, you're not allowed to do that, stop it.
B: make me
C: reported.
reported by JyL. September 27, 2005

blocked and reported 

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,
Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

shithouse reporter 

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.
(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter
a low life scum-sucking piece of worthless donkey crap
"Everyone calls my sister in law a reprobate because she sleeps with three different men, leeches money off of me, robs children and beats up helpless homeless people."
reprobate by Clint Eastwo0d September 29, 2005
A morally unprincipled person.
Example: One who cheats on a test and thinks nothing of it.
reprobate by Jeremy May 13, 2005