rentz 

Slang for Parents, usually seen in chat rooms

Naw, my rentz wont let me go to that paty cause I have homework

rentz by crazyfock November 5, 2003

Rentz 

Horrible tire salesman with a small cock and ugly feet.

You get new tires? No that Rentz fucked me up

Rentz by TheBIGcockTRUTHteller November 2, 2019

julian duane rentz 

A cock sucking ass eater the gets it in the ass from a Eugene. He tries to be cool but he looks like he went to summer camp during WWII

UR a Julian duane rentz

julian duane rentz by boiimaeatyoass August 17, 2017

Rectal rental

Paying for anal sex.

There are some rectal rental types in the parking lot behind the bar!

Rectal rental by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

rentgrazer 

The term was originally used by “farm” boys and girls who moved to the “big city.” They associated searching for a place to live with grazing in the pastures as many four legged animals do. As with grazing in grassy fields, “grazing” for an apartment was just as tedious thus such individuals were many times referred to as rentgrazers. Over the years the term has become common when referring to a person looking for a place to live.

So Elie May.... hows life as a rentgrazer? Whats with all the rentgrazers.... was there a bad crop this year?

rentgrazer by Darlah October 10, 2005

free rental 

The free rental is a scam which makes use of the loose return policies of corporate retail entities.

While many people complain about the presence of monolithic turd factories such as Wal-Mart in their otherwise decent neighborhoods, they often fail to realize that these establishments can also be quite useful in certain situations.

To get a free rental, simply save your receipt after making any non-perishable item purchase from a retail giant. Make note of the time frame within which you are allowed to enjoy your purchase (this information is usually printed on your receipt) and then take it back for a cash refund prior to the expiration for that time period.

For example, the time limit for returns at Wal-Mart is 90 days, so one must return the item within that time to successfully complete the free rental.

It is also noteworthy that while Wal-Mart WILL accept returns without a receipt, the purchaser must allow their state-issued identification to be photocopied when this transaction takes place. Wal-Mart's corporate policy currently dictates that a maximum of 3 of these receipt-less transactions be allowed per person each year. Of course, this policy can easily be bypassed by any person who has access to fraudulent forms of identification, and/or a borrowed ID.

My mom couldn't afford to buy an air conditioner for her blazing hot, shitty apartment, so she rolled down to Fail-Mart to pick up a free rental window unit for the summer months. When the weather cools off, she'll probably return the AC unit and buy herself a nice warm coat from the same store. Oh wait, did I say 'BUY'? Silly me, I meant to say she'll get a FREE RENTAL!

free rental by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 17, 2009