Rejectulation

When you’re about to ejaculate but instead of the cum squirting out of your penis regularly , it squirts blood out of your penis and cum starts dripping out your nose. Also a vary kinky pleasure 😉

Mom- Hey son what did you do today ?
Son- I had a rejectulation.
Mom- Oh , that sounds fun

Son-Yeah I would love rejectulation more with you in there!
Mom- Than next time I will sweety ;)

by Daddy short dick Nate November 6, 2019

rejectulation

An act of male masturbation (and release) post sexual denial.

Ken tried to make sweet monkey love to his wife, but she wasn't in the mood. Despite this rejection, Ken still felt the need to ejaculate. So, he found a quiet place and rubbed one out. Then he went out for ice cream.

(Rejection) (Ejaculation) Rejectulation

by TreadLightly November 23, 2013

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.

Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Ejectulation

As you reach altitude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. So then you get the penis out and masturbate until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst cuming you press the eject button and simultaneously you blow your semen and eject into the air causing ejectulation.

Whilst dog fighting with the boys in our F45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode.... From there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.

by Troy-Nami July 7, 2018

rejaculation

the cum that squirts out of the vagina after a man ejaculates into her.

He: AAAaaah.
She: quick! get me a towel before i get it on the on the sheets!
He: rejaculation's a bitch.

by herbedUP September 15, 2009

Rejeculation

(Re-Jec-u-la-tion) A moment when u think you're about to hit the "Big O" and nothing happens. Usually This happens when you have an Erectile Dysfunction or some other kind of dick problem...

I was with this girl last night and i was about to finish but i rejeculated

(rejeculated is past tense for Rejeculation)

by RatedDforDirty May 31, 2011

rejaculation

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.

"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.

by scodder July 6, 2010