Rejeculation

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(Re-Jec-u-la-tion) A moment when u think you're about to hit the "Big O" and nothing happens. Usually This happens when you have an Erectile Dysfunction or some other kind of dick problem...

I was with this girl last night and i was about to finish but i rejeculated

(rejeculated is past tense for Rejeculation)

Rejeculation by RatedDforDirty May 31, 2011

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Rejeculation

The act of jizzing of a woman as you tell her you are no longer interested in seeing her

Jenny's face was full of tears and... stuff... after Jonny treated her to rejeculation

Rejeculation by McDamm August 22, 2011

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Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.

Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

Premature Rejectulation by manicbubble February 10, 2015

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rejaculation

the cum that squirts out of the vagina after a man ejaculates into her.

He: AAAaaah.
She: quick! get me a towel before i get it on the on the sheets!
He: rejaculation's a bitch.

rejaculation by herbedUP September 15, 2009

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rejubulation

A joyous and happy rejuvenation of one's career.

Shane Victorino: A lot of people counted me out, but when I came to Boston, it was straight rejubulation. -2013

rejubulation by TheMaineMan5 October 20, 2013

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Rediculation

in the state of being made rediculious.
see also: ludacris

that was some prime rediculation!

Rediculation by Mattew Caple November 7, 2007

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Ejeculation

Ejection of person(s) from an establishment in an ejaculatory manner. Usually involves promptly leaving at high pressure over the course of 10-15 seconds and with semen-like connotations.

Failing to comply with the rules will result in Ejeculation from this strip-club.

Ejeculation by Earl Of Scottington March 14, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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