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Ejectulation 

As you reach altitude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. So then you get the penis out and masturbate until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst cuming you press the eject button and simultaneously you blow your semen and eject into the air causing ejectulation.
Whilst dog fighting with the boys in our F45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode.... From there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.
Ejectulation by Troy-Nami July 7, 2018
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ejectulation 

A premature mechanical ejection due to over excitement.
I had ejectulation and fired the missile early.
ejectulation by AJ Quick June 2, 2009

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.
Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.
This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

post mature ejaculation 

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.
Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.
post mature ejaculation by brazzee September 5, 2010

Post Ejaculation Thoughts 

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.
After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.