rectumfire 

when your fucking her in the ass without lube and it catches fire.

Andrew was fucking a tranny in the ass without lube and caused a rectumfire.

rectumfire by robinct May 6, 2010

rectumfrier

A salty way of saying "rectifier"

Hey, that's not a DIAC or a TRIAC; that's a little rectumfrier sending DC to the whozeewhatsits.

rectumfrier by durette March 14, 2017

Rectumfication

The process of tearing someone a new arsehole.

Did you see PJ give Bill a good rectumfication this morning after after he lost that big account?

Rectumfication by Brian Einstein May 18, 2014

RectumCrew 

Lamers from .ca that hang around IRC and like to flood, take channels over, etc..

The stupid lamers from the RectumCrew flooded me

RectumCrew by w00t February 18, 2004

Rectumfry

To mess up a situation, as though you did it with fire from your rectum.

We'll appoint a commitee.That should Rectumfry the situation.

Rectumfry by Waboa February 1, 2009

rectumizer 

the greatest super hero of all time

"Look there goes the greatest superhero of all time,Rectumizer.

rectumizer by Distorted Vision March 27, 2003

Rectumfied 

When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.

Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.

Rectumfied by St00pDawg July 15, 2010