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rectumlinear 

contained by, consisting of, or moving in a rectal line or rectal lines.

relating to a rectal line or lines.
i've been backed up for days, my digestive track has gotten real rectumlinear.

that's some dirty fucking underwear, skidmarks are rectumlinear

neither my health professor, nor my geometry professor could tell me the definition of rectumlinear.
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rectilinear 

Pertaining to the measurement of one's asshole.
After a vigorous session of anal sex, Bob's anus had expanded to 3 rectilinear inches.
rectilinear by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

rectalinear 

(Noun): Defined by, consisting of, or moving in a manner of an asshole.
I don't know what his problem is but that was totally rectalinear of him.
rectalinear by Frenetic1 March 11, 2018

Rectilinear distance 

The gayest distance between any two points on a grid.
Josh: Hey what's the rectilinear distance from here to Taco Bell?
Andy: Shut up, fag.
Rectilinear distance by superjoe30 September 25, 2009

Rectilinear Motion 

The formal mathematical term for anal sex.
John gave his student a hard rectilinear motion assessment.
Rectilinear Motion by bakeshop February 16, 2010

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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