appoint
appoint by beannnnnnnnnnnn July 30, 2011
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Spooky Appointment
a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!
Spooky Appointment by certifiedgeesehaircut November 16, 2020
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pussy appointment
Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.
Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
pussy appointment by WicKid February 5, 2017
dick appointment
To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.
"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment
dick appointment by dickosarous October 21, 2012
Dick Appointment
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018
Love appointed
Love appointed by JnAMS May 26, 2009
Dick appointment
Dick appointment by Bae5867 December 2, 2022
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