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Rectifier 

The inverse of the very popular and entertaining Shocker. e.g. 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink; two in the ass one in the grass; two in the butt one in the slut; two in the boot, one in the koot; goin to town with two in the brown, etc.
She had rolled over as I was going for the Shocker, so she got the Rectifier instead.
Rectifier by Joe Rectifier June 18, 2003
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Rectifier 

Someone who always tries to make things right between people.
Girl 1: Janet, you are such a rectifier.
Janet: What?
Girl 1: You're always trying to fix people!
Rectifier by voluptuous October 8, 2008

rectifier 

when the process of recting goes wrong (usualy concerned with rookies). the rectifier must then step in to control the situation and rectify the runt. essentialy, the rectifier rectifies a careless rect of a runt so that it is runtable.
"what the fuck, these skins have come apart!"
"good job they call me the rectifier then init rookie"
rectifier by daVilse August 30, 2005

Erectifier 

- A phaser/flanger effect
- A song

- A device to give you erections! It is based on a suction pump and a silicone massage device.
I need an erection without using meds like viagra!

Get an erectifier!

I need to create some funky sounds!

Get an erectifier

I wonder what the name of this song was!

Get an erectifier!
Erectifier by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

Rektified 

The state of feeling so rekt that you don't even know what to do.
Bob just got rektified by Amy
His fault for pissing her off.

He sat there frozen for like twenty minutes.
Rektified by Leapyearbabeh March 17, 2016

anal rectification 

to set forth in correctness one's anus. to completely be destroyed, as in an accident in which one's body becomes mangled and dismembered.
That skiier was just anally rectified.
A play on words for 'rectifier' where the subject is now 420.69% more MLG than previously possible.
Person 1: Prepare to get #rektified m8! For I am the rektifier! xDD

Person 2: WTF does that even mean??
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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