Rectumfry

To mess up a situation, as though you did it with fire from your rectum.

We'll appoint a commitee.That should Rectumfry the situation.

Rectumfry by Waboa February 1, 2009

Rectumfy a Situation 

To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.

Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.

Friend: Really, how'd that go???

Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.

Rectumfy a Situation by Cuzfukemthatswhy November 10, 2012

rectumfy 

To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.

Gary really had to quit wasting time and rectumfy the situation.

rectumfy by Julien Pitre November 10, 2008

rectumify 

what you do to get yourself out of a shituation

"What we're gonna do about the GW shituation is rectumify it by voting his ass out of office."

rectumify by hoyce May 3, 2008

rectumfrier

A salty way of saying "rectifier"

Hey, that's not a DIAC or a TRIAC; that's a little rectumfrier sending DC to the whozeewhatsits.

rectumfrier by durette March 14, 2017

rectumry

The places formally known as rectories where priests take little children to modlest them out of the public eye.

Father Brown took little Johny to his bedroom in the rectumry to play stash the salami.

rectumry by r to the ob March 27, 2004

rectumfire 

when your fucking her in the ass without lube and it catches fire.

Andrew was fucking a tranny in the ass without lube and caused a rectumfire.

rectumfire by robinct May 6, 2010