Rectumfied 

When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.

Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.

Rectumfied by St00pDawg July 15, 2010

rectumfrier

A salty way of saying "rectifier"

Hey, that's not a DIAC or a TRIAC; that's a little rectumfrier sending DC to the whozeewhatsits.

rectumfrier by durette March 14, 2017

rectumfire 

when your fucking her in the ass without lube and it catches fire.

Andrew was fucking a tranny in the ass without lube and caused a rectumfire.

rectumfire by robinct May 6, 2010

Rectumfication

The process of tearing someone a new arsehole.

Did you see PJ give Bill a good rectumfication this morning after after he lost that big account?

Rectumfication by Brian Einstein May 18, 2014

rectified 

The act of becoming erect in an unusual manner.

Cici was totally rectified by that message.

rectified by Grace Dorsey November 10, 2007

immediatal rectified stench 

immediatal rectafied stench
A mix between immediate,rectum, and stench
Meaning when a person farts their fart will smell immediatly and it will smell like shit

Fart
"Dude..Did you just fart?
"Yeah immediatal rectified stench!"
"Damn you tub-tits"

immediatal rectified stench by FRenchporker August 15, 2009