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rect 

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Urban lazy abbreviation for rectum. Basically, an ane
Mate, stop fingering your rect - it's horrible!
rect by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

'rect-tech 

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Technology that improves upon our lives. Useful technology or technology used in a useful, common-sensical, or creative way.
Ben 1:"Yo, this website is an online dictionary of slang with my own definitions."
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"
'rect-tech by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006

Pee-rect 

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(Adj) When you have a boner in the morning but have to pee so badly that you can't actually have sex or jerk off. You have to wait for your woody to go down just to pee. (Unfortunately, by that time, you may have lost your chance.)
I'd totally bang you right now, but I'm too pee-rect. Could you cover up or something? I gotta get this pee-rection down first so I can pee.
Pee-rect by BmoreHon5 June 8, 2010

V-Rect

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An erection, usually long lasting, after taking Viagra.
Todd was beginning to lose blood flow to his head after three hours of a v-rection.
V-Rect by Jose_wanntaka December 26, 2007

tapered rect 

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After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster
Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night
tapered rect by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022

Rectalgia 

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Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.
There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.
Rectalgia by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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