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'rect-tech
Technology that improves upon our lives. Useful technology or technology used in a useful, common-sensical, or creative way.
Ben 1:"Yo, this website is an online dictionary of slang with my own definitions."
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"
'rect-tech by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006
Pee-rect
(Adj) When you have a boner in the morning but have to pee so badly that you can't actually have sex or jerk off. You have to wait for your woody to go down just to pee. (Unfortunately, by that time, you may have lost your chance.)
V-Rect
V-Rect by Jose_wanntaka December 26, 2007
tapered rect
After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster
tapered rect by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022
Rectalgia
Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.
Rectalgia by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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