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Urban lazy abbreviation for rectum. Basically, an ane
Mate, stop fingering your rect - it's horrible!
rect by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

'rect-tech 

Technology that improves upon our lives. Useful technology or technology used in a useful, common-sensical, or creative way.
Ben 1:"Yo, this website is an online dictionary of slang with my own definitions."
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"
'rect-tech by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006

Pee-rect 

(Adj) When you have a boner in the morning but have to pee so badly that you can't actually have sex or jerk off. You have to wait for your woody to go down just to pee. (Unfortunately, by that time, you may have lost your chance.)
I'd totally bang you right now, but I'm too pee-rect. Could you cover up or something? I gotta get this pee-rection down first so I can pee.
Pee-rect by BmoreHon5 June 8, 2010
An erection, usually long lasting, after taking Viagra.
Todd was beginning to lose blood flow to his head after three hours of a v-rection.
V-Rect by Jose_wanntaka December 26, 2007

tapered rect 

After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster
Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night
tapered rect by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022

Rectalgia 

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.
There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.
Rectalgia by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017
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