2 definitions by Irishbeast69

jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022

tapered rect

After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster

Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night

by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022