19 definitions by Wu Dark

the frog that Adam did

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

veen

short for "venus", a distortion of the word "penis". Very useful in an open plan office situation where shouting "you PENIS!" at someone may be deemed offensive

Don't put that paperweight there, you veen!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

fanous

Famous for acts of anal sex. see also ane and infanous

Taylor Rain is fanous for her art

by Wu Dark June 29, 2004

Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

chindo

a chin cock; a dildo strapped to the chin and deployed using a bopping movement of the head

hey babe, get me the chindo, I'm feeling horny

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

chickenwire

urban alternative for the phrase "it's been a while"

"Man, I haven't seen you in ages"

"Chickenwire dude ... chickenwire"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004