Pee-rect
(Adj) When you have a boner in the morning but have to pee so badly that you can't actually have sex or jerk off. You have to wait for your woody to go down just to pee. (Unfortunately, by that time, you may have lost your chance.)
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pee-rection by SPIZE!! March 15, 2005
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pee-rection • Pee-rect • pee pee • pee • pee pee poo poo check • Pee In Her Butt • pee shy • Pee-Butt • pee fart • pee-knuckle
peerection
when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.
peerection by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010
Peerection
A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.
Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*
Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.
Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?
Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.
Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*
Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*
Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.
Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?
Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.
Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*
Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
Peerection by Pimperator July 17, 2005
Peerection
I had to pee off the deck as my peerection precluded me from using the toilet in the standard manner
Peerection by Loose@cannon October 8, 2021
Peerection
When a man has an intense need to pee, but cannot do so, and and erection occurs. Usually a painful experience, can also be done intentionally to prevent make it easier to "hold it in".
Liam- "Holy crap do I have a peerection right now. This is painful."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."
Peerection by Trick Michaels May 30, 2014
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