Pee-rect

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(Adj) When you have a boner in the morning but have to pee so badly that you can't actually have sex or jerk off. You have to wait for your woody to go down just to pee. (Unfortunately, by that time, you may have lost your chance.)

I'd totally bang you right now, but I'm too pee-rect. Could you cover up or something? I gotta get this pee-rection down first so I can pee.

Pee-rect by BmoreHon5 June 8, 2010

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pee-rection

when yer cock wakes up an hour before you do, because it has to piss.

"I never seen you up this early, bro. What's the deal?"
"woke up with a pee-rection."

pee-rection by SPIZE!! March 15, 2005

Related Words

pee-rection • Pee-rect • pee pee • pee • pee pee poo poo check • Pee In Her Butt • pee shy • Pee-Butt • pee fart • pee-knuckle

peerection

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.

"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."

peerection by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

Peerection

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.

A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).

Peerection by Pimperator July 17, 2005

Peerection

A penile erection caused primarily from a full bladder.

I had to pee off the deck as my peerection precluded me from using the toilet in the standard manner

Peerection by Loose@cannon October 8, 2021

Peerection

When a man has an intense need to pee, but cannot do so, and and erection occurs. Usually a painful experience, can also be done intentionally to prevent make it easier to "hold it in".

Liam- "Holy crap do I have a peerection right now. This is painful."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."

Peerection by Trick Michaels May 30, 2014

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026