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One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.
<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.
by Brickman March 20, 2003
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One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!
Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002
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The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.
jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger
by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019
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(noun) Someone who rapes another person in the ass.

Other examples include "Butt pirate" and "Ass Explorer
-"I was attacked by a large, creepy, rectum ranger."
by Chili_Dawg June 26, 2006
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A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.
"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"
by D'Licious January 21, 2003
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