reaume

A guy who likes to make femboy p*rn

Oh he is such a reaume he always film’s special stuff

reaume by Asgess December 12, 2023

RealmEye 

The ultimate stalker's tool for Realm of the Mad God.

Hey! Check out this guy's realmeye. He's got four 8/8s and two 7/8s, and by the way, he and half of his guild are in USMidwest2, so they might be holding a wine cellar there. Let's crash it!

RealmEye by An anonymous realmer March 22, 2013

realmercial 

a word coined by hbomberguy, referring to the free advertising and publicity gotten from things like boycotts or controversies.

It's more than a commercial. It's a realmercial. That's my word, I just coined it. Attribute it to me! Put it in the dictionary!

- hbomberguy, "WOKE BRANDS", 2019

realmercial by カラノ October 18, 2020

getting your ass reamed 

getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed

getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over

getting your ass reamed by bluebear January 2, 2020

resume blindness 

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

resume blindness by AYYFRON July 5, 2010

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011

reamed accordingly 

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.

He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.

reamed accordingly by Stainless Steel Cat May 7, 2008