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A worthless pile of shit. A man in his mid to late twenties that probably lives with you due to a lack of motivation or resources to survive on there own. They very seldomly have jobs or money. When they do the jobs are very short lived, and the money is always from there parents. They tend to befriend teenage girls but not for sexual purposes but because they find they have more in common with a teen girl living at home then a real man of there same age. Most reames use a certain type of abbreviated slang because they are to lazy to actually pernounce the whole word. They are hard to spot because of there fashinable clothing that can be attributed to their parents taking them shopping every few months. But are dectable by observing the many bed sores they have from extreme lethargy.
I have this fucking reames living in my house that I just can't get rid of.
Reames by S.K. Rango January 24, 2009
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Someone who loves watching teeny-bopper horror movies. So much so that they will go without food or fresh air to watch them. Even though this word has a dual definition they often go hand in hand. Being a worthless reames and a bad horror movie loving reames are almost always related. Where they can be found : In their room at 3 in the afternoon still wearing their matching PJ's that their mom bought them watching the director's cut of Prom Night. Also a huge fan of the Jonas bros. A huge J bros fan.
The Uninvited looks like such a fuckin reames movie.
Reames by S.K Rango January 24, 2009
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Reames Ruckus 

The habits that a reames will exhibit while inhebriated. Having absolutley no resposiblity in life leaves reames's a lot of down time most of which is spent being very drunk. Some of the things that will help you identify a reames ruckus: Absolutly no motor skills or coordination at all i.e. smashing into things, stumbling over ones own feet, repeating ones self over and over again in inaudable jibbrish, cursing and telling terrible jokes at very inapropriate times, depositing half of anything that the reames eats onto their face and clothes. Receiving citations for public intoxication and being annoying to everybody around of sound mind. The mess left after a reames ruckus is always left to be cleaned up by another indivdual that the reames perceives to have any sense of responsibility. This happens because of the habit being nurtured and accepted for almost all of the reames's life.
What the hell happened down here, another reames ruckus?
Reames Ruckus by S.K. Rango January 25, 2009

Mitch Reames 

bro lets hang with Mitch Reames hes chill
Mitch Reames by Brochacho69 October 26, 2010

Logan reames 

An insanely gay guy who ownes a lqbtq+ card. He loves to hit women when they take his things
Mna you're being such a Logan reames rn.
Logan reames by I love emos September 13, 2021

Logan reames 

Very gay, obvi. And carries around a lgbtq+ card. He usually likes to hit women when they take his stuff. Not fun to be around. VERY GAY.
You're being such a Logan reames right now.
Logan reames by I love emos September 13, 2021

logan reames 

They tend to usually be part of the lgbtq+. They will most likely own a card that has a pride flag on it. They tend to abuse women when they don't get their way.
You're being such a Logan reames right now.
logan reames by I love emos September 13, 2021
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