had a BM, diarrhea, pooped
coined while camping after telling the group the
ranger was replenishing the toilet
paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet
paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet
paper this morning."
"After riding my bike for 50
miles with no
toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."