When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.
Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.
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by svestiaz July 1, 2010
Get the Earjaculation mug.The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
by Doosin January 20, 2019
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Aka Poe.
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by S.Poe April 24, 2017
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by brazzee September 5, 2010
Get the post mature ejaculation mug.A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.
After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
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