Fearjaculation

In mid masturbation approaching orgasm, if a male is frightened by a loud noise or such and ejaculates with no orgasm, that is a fearjaculation.

FEARJACULATION: Verb

Oh man dudebroman, I was nailin this chick last night and I thought I heard my girlfriends car door shut, and I was so scared I fearjaculated.

Fearjaculation by Mainmeno December 14, 2010

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earjaculation

When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.

Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.

earjaculation by sevsevs February 28, 2019

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Earjaculation

When you listen to new music and you instantly feel that orgasmic feeling come over your body and all is right in the world.

Listening to The Mars Volta made me experience earjaculation for the first time

Earjaculation by svestiaz July 1, 2010

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rearjaculation

The act of having an orgasm so hard you shit yourself

Was banging trace last night bitch started screaming she was gonna cum... then she did the dirty old rearjaculation

rearjaculation by Wise old black man April 2, 2015

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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