Fearjaculation

In mid masturbation approaching orgasm, if a male is frightened by a loud noise or such and ejaculates with no orgasm, that is a fearjaculation.

FEARJACULATION: Verb

Oh man dudebroman, I was nailin this chick last night and I thought I heard my girlfriends car door shut, and I was so scared I fearjaculated.

Fearjaculation by Mainmeno December 14, 2010

earjaculation 

When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.

Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.

earjaculation by sevsevs February 28, 2019

Earjaculation 

When you listen to new music and you instantly feel that orgasmic feeling come over your body and all is right in the world.

Listening to The Mars Volta made me experience earjaculation for the first time

Earjaculation by svestiaz July 1, 2010

rearjaculation

The act of having an orgasm so hard you shit yourself

Was banging trace last night bitch started screaming she was gonna cum... then she did the dirty old rearjaculation

rearjaculation by Wise old black man April 2, 2015