Realtime
“Realtime” is the new “Literally”. Not used in the sense of actual fact but usually to emphasize something that is figurative.
Realtime by Sockadoodle October 2, 2025
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Realtime shitposting
Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.
Realtime shitposting by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019
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Realtime Shock
A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
Realtime Shock by Ultiman123 January 9, 2009
real time chump
A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.
Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.
I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.
OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter
Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems
I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.
OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter
Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems
real time chump by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018
in real time
live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now, this very moment
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)
it's 7:52 a.m. in real time but by the time you read this it could be evening.
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
in real time by idtst August 13, 2016
snapcube’s sonic 2006 real time fandub
1. the best youtube video ever
2. a bunch of gamers coming together to dub the lines of sonic 2006 without reading a script or knowing the plot, there are no retakes and minimal editing
2. a bunch of gamers coming together to dub the lines of sonic 2006 without reading a script or knowing the plot, there are no retakes and minimal editing
snapcube’s sonic 2006 real time fandub by @toastedfish March 14, 2022
Non-Real Time
Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.
Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.
Kevin- Good thinking!
Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.
Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.
Kevin- Good thinking!
Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.
Non-Real Time by CCS612 April 15, 2009
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