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while tommy’s in jail, i’m not really worrying about no other man. i’m worrying about my dudulapi. i don’t even get involved with it if it don’t make me money, if it don’t get me paid.
by idtst October 27, 2024
Get the dudulapi mug.when you throw shade at anything another person shows affinity for. specifically when you hate on something a person indicates they like, esp right after they first express their affection. most applicable in a group setting.
TAIQUAK: haha, i know right?! this is gonna sound weird but i love the sound of air raid sirens.
KIKI: you a freak i always knew it. someone make this kid leave now before he serial kill in here.
ASIA: shut up kiki, you always yuck a yum, be real we know you have your kinks. you just too afraid to say it outa fear some mess gonna talk shit at you the same way you yucking on taiquak’s yum - like on his air raid sirens. try me. yuck my yum
KIKI: you a freak i always knew it. someone make this kid leave now before he serial kill in here.
ASIA: shut up kiki, you always yuck a yum, be real we know you have your kinks. you just too afraid to say it outa fear some mess gonna talk shit at you the same way you yucking on taiquak’s yum - like on his air raid sirens. try me. yuck my yum
by idtst June 23, 2022
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Get the bussy mug.a type of waking up that negatively affects you or results in consequences. often accompanied by a panicked and frenzied attempt to undo what cannot be undone.
used in place of “woke up late” or “my alarm clock didn’t go off” when don’t wake up up in time
when you’re late to work cause wook up late
used in place of “woke up late” or “my alarm clock didn’t go off” when don’t wake up up in time
when you’re late to work cause wook up late
ALMA: why’d they fire Tracy when he’s our top sales guy?
TAYLOR: boss told him he had to start coming in on time but he wook up almost every day last week.
TAYLOR: boss told him he had to start coming in on time but he wook up almost every day last week.
by idtst April 11, 2020
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often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
by idtst April 11, 2020
Get the UD Spam mug.the boss of all butts ( i.e., butt boss)
(also the boss of: buns, booty, rear, ass, fanny, behind, rump, tukhus, tush, tushy, tail, badonkadonk, arse, teez, bum, rear-end, rump, backside, posterior, heinie, bottom, buttocks, culo, can, cheeks, keister, seat, derriere, apple-bottom, bootay, backdoor, donk, glutes, money-maker, patootie, tail, posterirear, junk-in-the-truck, caboose, matako, tuchie, trunk, butin)
(also the boss of: buns, booty, rear, ass, fanny, behind, rump, tukhus, tush, tushy, tail, badonkadonk, arse, teez, bum, rear-end, rump, backside, posterior, heinie, bottom, buttocks, culo, can, cheeks, keister, seat, derriere, apple-bottom, bootay, backdoor, donk, glutes, money-maker, patootie, tail, posterirear, junk-in-the-truck, caboose, matako, tuchie, trunk, butin)
CASPER: wow are you the boss of all butts? even mine
BUTTBOSS: (nods) your wife's too.
CASPER: will i ever grow a big nice booty for my wife to enjoy?
BUTTBOSS: you can grow anything you want to have.
CASPER: what?
BUTTBOSS: nvm. no, no you will not. be gone now, you
BUTTBOSS: (nods) your wife's too.
CASPER: will i ever grow a big nice booty for my wife to enjoy?
BUTTBOSS: you can grow anything you want to have.
CASPER: what?
BUTTBOSS: nvm. no, no you will not. be gone now, you
by idtst April 11, 2020
Get the buttboss mug.the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 17, 2020
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