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acronym standing for "in real time"
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.
real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.
real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.
by idtst August 13, 2016
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when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)
it's 7:52 a.m. in real time but by the time you read this it could be evening.
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
by idtst August 13, 2016
Get the in real time mug.a phrase often used by someone who would rather emphatically reject the possibility of a proposed scenario than offer a self-reflective and genuine response.
bc "no not never" is almost always a knee-jerk or automatic denial, those on the receiving end of the term usually suspect that the protagonist has deep-rooted issues and is, therefore, projecting the issue off of his/herself rather than reflecting on what caused the aversion to self-reflection in the first place.
bc "no not never" is almost always a knee-jerk or automatic denial, those on the receiving end of the term usually suspect that the protagonist has deep-rooted issues and is, therefore, projecting the issue off of his/herself rather than reflecting on what caused the aversion to self-reflection in the first place.
MANNY: cord, you gay a.f.
CORD: i mean, i don't think i am but i guess if i lived forever maybe i would get bored and try but for now i've only been into ladies. do you think you're gay, ma--?
MANNY: no not never. fuck you punches cord in the dick
CORD: i mean, i don't think i am but i guess if i lived forever maybe i would get bored and try but for now i've only been into ladies. do you think you're gay, ma--?
MANNY: no not never. fuck you punches cord in the dick
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LEOPOLD GOEBBELS, Sr: benjamin ryan tillman is the reason i made my fortunes.he inspired me to benefit off others' oppression instead of working for equality among men.
LEO GOEBBELS, III: but grandfather! ben tillman wasn't RW!
LEOPOLD GOEBBELS, Sr: by today's standards he would be classified as an extreme politician on far-right. A real man!
LEOPOLD GOEBBELS, Sr: benjamin ryan tillman is the reason i made my fortunes.he inspired me to benefit off others' oppression instead of working for equality among men.
LEO GOEBBELS, III: but grandfather! ben tillman wasn't RW!
LEOPOLD GOEBBELS, Sr: by today's standards he would be classified as an extreme politician on far-right. A real man!
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