Realtime

“Realtime” is the new “Literally”. Not used in the sense of actual fact but usually to emphasize something that is figurative.

"This is Realtime my worst day ever!"

by Sockadoodle October 2, 2025

Funband

Fun + Husband - like funcle is fun + uncle.

W: My stomach is sore - I think it's because of what we ate last night.
H: sorry about that
W: It's not your fault, I chose to eat it
H: but my funband personality promotes the purchase of unhealthy consumables

by Sockadoodle July 17, 2023