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Rapturbation 

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.
I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?
Rapturbation by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

Ranturbation 

Fulfilling one’s need to feel important or highly intelligent by going on at length , verbally or in writing, espousing opinions about political or other issues of the day, often in situations where others cannot easily extricate themselves.
The boss sent us another ranturbation all employee email today, this time going off on his Ivy League classmates who are less intelligent and moral , but richer than him.

Rapeturbation 

Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.
Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.
Rapeturbation by Enarc January 29, 2012

RASturbation 

Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html

Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.
Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.
RASturbation by jaLuv December 17, 2008

Raputation 

n. Similar in appearance and definition to reputation, this term is the status of one who raps. A person with a generally high raputation is well known in rapping society and/or good at rapping, while a low raputation means they are not well known and/or they are amateurs at rapping.
"Eminem has such a high raputation! Everyone at school knows about him!"
"That guy over there sucks at rapping. He must have a really low raputation."
Raputation by DebbieDoodles August 9, 2013

ragerbation 

To Masturbate In a Complete State Of Rage May Cause Pain But It Lets Your Anger Out.
Man after that math test i failed i, my friends and i joined up for a group ragerbation fest.
ragerbation by RAWR KID 4EVER October 21, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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