rapurbation

When you tell yourself not to jerk off but you do because you look so handsome that you can't help yourself.

Jon did want to masturbate but in the end he succumbed to rapurbation.

rapurbation by slantysideways September 16, 2014

Rapturbation 

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.

I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?

Rapturbation by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

Ranturbation 

Fulfilling one’s need to feel important or highly intelligent by going on at length , verbally or in writing, espousing opinions about political or other issues of the day, often in situations where others cannot easily extricate themselves.

The boss sent us another ranturbation all employee email today, this time going off on his Ivy League classmates who are less intelligent and moral , but richer than him.

Ranturbation by Government Bureaucrat December 29, 2020

Rapeturbation 

Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.

Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.

Rapeturbation by Enarc January 29, 2012

RASturbation 

Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html

Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.

Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.

RASturbation by jaLuv December 17, 2008

Raputation 

n. Similar in appearance and definition to reputation, this term is the status of one who raps. A person with a generally high raputation is well known in rapping society and/or good at rapping, while a low raputation means they are not well known and/or they are amateurs at rapping.

"Eminem has such a high raputation! Everyone at school knows about him!"
"That guy over there sucks at rapping. He must have a really low raputation."

Raputation by DebbieDoodles August 9, 2013

ragerbation 

To Masturbate In a Complete State Of Rage May Cause Pain But It Lets Your Anger Out.

Man after that math test i failed i, my friends and i joined up for a group ragerbation fest.

ragerbation by RAWR KID 4EVER October 21, 2010