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rasterbation 

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.
The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.
rasterbation by MisterPD May 27, 2006

rapesturbation 

rape of oneself
rape + masturbation
I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time
rapesturbation by Crunchyness March 14, 2008

Ranturbation 

Fulfilling one’s need to feel important or highly intelligent by going on at length , verbally or in writing, espousing opinions about political or other issues of the day, often in situations where others cannot easily extricate themselves.
The boss sent us another ranturbation all employee email today, this time going off on his Ivy League classmates who are less intelligent and moral , but richer than him.
Ranturbation by Government Bureaucrat December 29, 2020

Rapeturbation 

Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.
Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.
Rapeturbation by Enarc January 29, 2012

rapsturbating 

I like 2chains a lot so I rasturbate to it, rapsturbating is So fun

RASturbation 

Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html

Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.
Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.
RASturbation by jaLuv December 17, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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