Raperbation

<Rape-er-bay-shun>

1. The act of going back in time and having sexual encounters with your past sentient self, with or without consent.

2. The act of having sexual encounters with your sentient clone, again consent rule.

See also: Masteraption

I heard 'John' went to prison for "Raperbation".

by Cruzrz January 20, 2011

Rapturbation

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.

I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?

by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

Rapeutation

An acquired belief that an individual or group of people has a reputation of raping others at a party, a dark alley, or in their mom's basement; usually this is done due to an individual's small-penis complex or just lack of game with the opposite (and sometimes the same) sex.

1. "Hey, do you want to go to a party at Sigma Nu?"

'No way in hell! Those guys have a high rapeutation on campus'

2. I left prison with quite the rapeutation.

by The Big F May 3, 2011

rasterbation

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

by MisterPD May 27, 2006

rapelationship

Noun. A business relationship characterized by one party boning the other--figuratively and financially that is--at every single opportunity. No actual sexual relationship is present.

Man, I'm in this awful rapelationship with Nick. He's completely screwing me over; what a dick!

by Slagathor September 23, 2005

Rapeturbation

Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.

Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.

by Enarc January 29, 2012

rapelationship

When one person starts, or refuses to end, a relationship with another person by just being stubborn.

1. "I thought we were just going to hook up once but the next day he told me that we needed to have dinner with his parents since we were a couple now. I guess I'm in for another rapelationship."

2. "I tried to break up with my girlfriend but she just said 'no'. Four hours of arguing later, somehow I end up apologizing and we're still going out! I'm stuck in a rapelationship!"

by mylz February 22, 2008