Ranturbation

Fulfilling one’s need to feel important or highly intelligent by going on at length , verbally or in writing, espousing opinions about political or other issues of the day, often in situations where others cannot easily extricate themselves.

The boss sent us another ranturbation all employee email today, this time going off on his Ivy League classmates who are less intelligent and moral , but richer than him.

by Government Bureaucrat December 29, 2020

Rapturbation

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.

I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?

by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

rasterbation

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

by MisterPD May 27, 2006

Rapeturbation

Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.

Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.

by Enarc January 29, 2012

RASturbation

Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html

Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.

Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.

by jaLuv December 17, 2008

rasterbation

The action of masturbation while wearing a Rastafarian hat (preferably with dreadlocks) and smoking large sums of marijuana. Generally those who partake in this activity shout "yaman" at the moment of ejaculation.

Fred: "Hey, you guys wanna have a huge rasterbation session tonight?"
Tad: "You know it!"

by rasterbator1 July 7, 2009

Rasturbating

The process in which several sheets of paper (Each a different part of one picture) Are printed out, and then assembled to form a whole picture. Similar to puzzle making.

Guy1:Hey dude, what'ya doing?

Guy2:Just Rasturbating.

Guy1:Making a megaman poster I see.

Guy2:It's gonna look awesome when I put together all of the separate pieces.

by 60jack500000 January 19, 2012