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silent facial mask rant 

One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.
I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.
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Something that is said after a person has finished ranting (passionately complaining) about a subject which marks the end of the rant.
Person 1: I just really hate airplanes. They make so much noise, they waste so much energy and all for what? For just getting the rich and famous to where they need to be while us normies have to use the car to get around.
Person 2: ........
Person 1: Like, seriously, the world revolves around people who've got the moneyz, while if I want to get a flight to New York, I'll have to be crammed like a goddamn sardine because all the airplane companies care about is their profits.
Person 2: .......
Person 1: Rant over.
Person 2: Cool. So, wanna go to the beach?
Perosn 1: Heck yea!
rant over by Neuron2282 April 26, 2020
The extensively talk about a given topic longer than needed whether anyone cares or not
Lashaia always going on a rant on snapchat, complaining about school or her life with her headass
Rant by Lxrdkd April 29, 2015

Hitler Rant

Taken from the movie 'Downfall', or in German, 'Der Undertang', Hitler Rant videos are one scene from this movie with english subtitles about random subjects. One is about Hitler being gay, (my favorite) Hitler being upset about the ipad, Modern Warfare 2, and about all the Hitler rant videos on youtube.
general a: "We can escape under the city this way."
hitler: "No one must find out about my gay boyfriend there."
general a: "My fürher, the people know."
hitler: "Anyone who would take pussy...over...cock... leave the room now. *95% people leave*
hitler: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? ALL I DID WAS TAKE GAY QUIZES ON FACEBOOK! THEY'LL PROBABLY HACK MY ACCOUNT AND POST THE PICTURES ON 4CHAN! NOW THE WORLD KNOWS I LOVE CUM IN MY FACE! WE DON'T NEED WOEMEN! WE'LL RIP OUT THEIR VAGINAS AND UTARAY AND SHOVE THEM UP OUR ASSES! Do realize I am paraphrazing. check out the hitler rant videos on youtube!
Hitler Rant by A7X forever August 11, 2010
A nerd way of succinctly ending a rant typically on an internet blog or message board. By invoking a semblance of programming code, the nerd hopes to appease fellow nerds with a chuckle, while also disarming readers with a framing device to lesson the impact of their prior inflammatory words.
..so that's why george lucas having kids ruined the entire star wars franchise for the rest of us. /rant.
/rant by JambaJews January 11, 2009

Swivel Rant

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.
"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"
Swivel Rant by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010