bitch-rant

When a woman bottles up all her anger and feelings and releases it all in one hostile, bitchy rant. (minimum minute-long)

You will find sweeping generalizations, distorted memories, and general drama.

-----Example-----
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!

----Later----

Oscar: "I hate it when Illana goes on a bitch-rant
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?

bitch-rant by wise_observer September 23, 2009

bitch-rant

When a person uses the Internet as his bitch, accomplishing, either on purpose or by accident, one of the following:
1. People say, "Oh, we love you, (name goes here)" for any reason other than agreeing with something awesome the person says (i.e. giving pity props).
2. People say, "Wow, look at this (name goes here). He/she sure is one independent fella/chick. He/she sure is unique. Look at how obvious it is. I wish I could be more like him/her." Damn I hate that.

1. Post:'My friends all hate me, but I still hang with them, even though they're awful people, because I'm so great.'
Response: "Oh man, we love you Peabody."
2. Post: 'So, I'm sitting in my room listening to depressing death-rock when it hits me that I am the only person that ever felt this way ever, and even though it's a major burden on my soul, I can handle it because I'm JUST THAT COOL.'
Response: "Oh man, that Peabody really has it together. What an independent and innovative individual. I wish I was more like Peabody."

bitch-rant by A Leg Too Many November 9, 2004

Bitchpants McCrabby

A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team.

Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.

Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}

Bitchpants McCrabby by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

bitchpants

bitchpants noun
1. an ill-tempered countenance
2. eccentric; queer
3. having a bad disposition; peevish
4. exhibiting or characterized by having an extreme and irrational affinity for the bitchasserous condition
5. being bitchy for an extended period of time
6. radiating a disagreeable impression

What's with the bitchpants?

bitchpants by Kariem September 19, 2007

bitchpants

Tight thin, black pants typically worn by emos.

Wow, look at those gothic rejects, and their bitchpants.

bitchpants by DemonSailor May 10, 2006

bitchrat 

Someone who is a real pain in the ass to be around the majority of the time you chill with them, but is good for a laugh here and there. Also, they aren't very attractive. Resemble a rat in some way and would be one of the first people to rat you out in fear of getting caught themselves.

Noname: "I really wish he wasn't such a bitchrat every time we hang out!"

Nunya: "True...there's no way to avoid him."

bitchrat by Tearysky77 November 13, 2007

BitchRat 

An asian man with a man bun who believes his actually cool. And will betray friends

Hey have you seen Kenneth anywhere? Nah I haven’t seen that bitchrat.

BitchRat by anonymous July 19, 2024