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qwertyitis 

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.
qwertyitis by jonathan May 13, 2005

Qwertyectomy 

To surgically remove keys from the keyboard for the purpose of cleaning underneath.
because the underside of the 'T' Key looked like a Murder Scene, Merlin was forced to perform a complete Qwertyectomy.
Qwertyectomy by Jesteril May 26, 2007
To be smacked with a keyboard, qwerty being the first 6 letters on the first line of letters on the keyboard.
Thats it, you're going down. *Smack*. Shit man, you Qwertyed me, you dickhead.
qwertyed by pacemanscoop December 19, 2005

qwertyitus 

the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard
i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night
qwertyitus by rocky allnyte May 20, 2003

Qwertylexic 

The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.
IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot!

IM Dude 2: You are totally qwertylexic.
Qwertylexic by Gibberling April 11, 2009

QwertyBerty 

A boy that never leaves his computer, resulting in complete boredness so he ends up typing in qwertyuiop.
Person 1: Get off the laptop!
Person 2:Yeah! You qwertyberty
Qwertyberty: No im watchin porno
Person 1 and Person 2 Can we watch?!?!?!?!
QwertyBerty by metalfan6294w October 13, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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