qwertybet

this is the unofficial definition for the qwerty alphabet (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)

usually not used in conversation, or ever but it still works ig

person 1: hey bro what do you call the keyboard layout is it bwert or smt?
person 2: qwertybet

qwertybet by nexen919 November 11, 2025

qwertyitis 

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

qwertyitis by jonathan May 13, 2005

Qwertyectomy 

To surgically remove keys from the keyboard for the purpose of cleaning underneath.

because the underside of the 'T' Key looked like a Murder Scene, Merlin was forced to perform a complete Qwertyectomy.

Qwertyectomy by Jesteril May 26, 2007

qwertyed

To be smacked with a keyboard, qwerty being the first 6 letters on the first line of letters on the keyboard.

Thats it, you're going down. *Smack*. Shit man, you Qwertyed me, you dickhead.

qwertyed by pacemanscoop December 19, 2005

qwertyitus 

the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard

i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night

qwertyitus by rocky allnyte May 20, 2003

Qwertylexic 

The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.

IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot!

IM Dude 2: You are totally qwertylexic.

Qwertylexic by Gibberling April 11, 2009

QwertyBerty 

A boy that never leaves his computer, resulting in complete boredness so he ends up typing in qwertyuiop.

Person 1: Get off the laptop!
Person 2:Yeah! You qwertyberty
Qwertyberty: No im watchin porno
Person 1 and Person 2 Can we watch?!?!?!?!

QwertyBerty by metalfan6294w October 13, 2011