qwertyitus

the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard

i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night

qwertyitus by rocky allnyte May 20, 2003

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qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

qwertyitis by jonathan May 13, 2005

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qwertytits

BOOBIES created on a qwerty keyboard.

( . Y . ) !!!! I want to byte your qwertytits.

qwertytits by super words January 4, 2016

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qwertyliousification

The prosses of being qwertyfied or becoming a qwert .

The juvenile qwert has to go through the process of qwertyliousification to become a sigma qwert.

qwertyliousification by Mr_Jeff March 5, 2023

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qwertiuswhyamIherewhenihaveaminecraftproblemtosolve

When you need to solve such a problem in minecraft that you turn to nonexistent people to either fix it or take a therapy session with.

"AHHH I qwertiuswhyamIherewhenihaveaminecraftproblemtosolve!!"

"Can you tell me the problem?" - ChatGPT

qwertiuswhyamIherewhenihaveaminecraftproblemtosolve by nairdAEXA October 25, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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