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To be smacked with a keyboard, qwerty being the first 6 letters on the first line of letters on the keyboard.
Thats it, you're going down. *Smack*. Shit man, you Qwertyed me, you dickhead.
qwertyed by pacemanscoop December 19, 2005
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getting QWERTYed 

getting smacked with a computer keybord
(order of letters on the keyboard)
was getting qwertyed last night on the LAN
getting QWERTYed by germandude December 18, 2005

getting QWERTYed 

getting smacked with a computer keyboard
dude, me was getting qwertyed me yersterday, 'cause i cheated on a LAN
getting QWERTYed by theRo July 23, 2008

Qwertyectomy 

To surgically remove keys from the keyboard for the purpose of cleaning underneath.
because the underside of the 'T' Key looked like a Murder Scene, Merlin was forced to perform a complete Qwertyectomy.
Qwertyectomy by Jesteril May 26, 2007

qwertydvoakuipsfghjlzxcbnm 

Being mentally insane, typing the names of the QWERTY and DVORAK keyboards, without repeating, and then typing in from left to right, top to bottom with the rest, without repeating on the QWERTY keyboard.
Person 1: *Joins chat*
Person 2: *Joins chat*
Person 1: Dude, you mentally insane! You have typed in too many combinations on the keyboard!
Person 2: What do you mean?

Person 1: What did you do this morning?
Person 2: Well, all I did was type in qwertydvoakuipsfghjlzxcbnm.
Person 1: *Leaves chat*

qwertydunce 

that one adult or little kid idiot in a chatroom who thinks everyone on the internet is trustworthy so hes more than willing to give out shit like his address and phone number.
Jim: Toby, check this out this is priceless!
Toby: WHOA that guy is a huge qwertydunce...
Jim: We should go to where he says he lives and shit on his house or somethin.
Toby: Yeah.
qwertydunce by Freeko Zoidle March 7, 2008

qwertyUDYSOFlol 

qwertyUDYSOFlol means: You smell like rotting cheese, also, you are fat.
Human 1: You are qwertyUDYSOFlol hahaha.
Human 2:I know you are, but what am I?
qwertyUDYSOFlol by Udy Pallo February 9, 2021
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