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getting QWERTYed 

getting smacked with a computer keybord
(order of letters on the keyboard)
was getting qwertyed last night on the LAN
getting QWERTYed by germandude December 18, 2005

getting QWERTYed 

getting smacked with a computer keyboard
dude, me was getting qwertyed me yersterday, 'cause i cheated on a LAN
getting QWERTYed by theRo July 23, 2008

Qwertyectomy 

To surgically remove keys from the keyboard for the purpose of cleaning underneath.
because the underside of the 'T' Key looked like a Murder Scene, Merlin was forced to perform a complete Qwertyectomy.
Qwertyectomy by Jesteril May 26, 2007

qwertydvoakuipsfghjlzxcbnm 

Being mentally insane, typing the names of the QWERTY and DVORAK keyboards, without repeating, and then typing in from left to right, top to bottom with the rest, without repeating on the QWERTY keyboard.
Person 1: *Joins chat*
Person 2: *Joins chat*
Person 1: Dude, you mentally insane! You have typed in too many combinations on the keyboard!
Person 2: What do you mean?

Person 1: What did you do this morning?
Person 2: Well, all I did was type in qwertydvoakuipsfghjlzxcbnm.
Person 1: *Leaves chat*

qwertydunce 

that one adult or little kid idiot in a chatroom who thinks everyone on the internet is trustworthy so hes more than willing to give out shit like his address and phone number.
Jim: Toby, check this out this is priceless!
Toby: WHOA that guy is a huge qwertydunce...
Jim: We should go to where he says he lives and shit on his house or somethin.
Toby: Yeah.
qwertydunce by Freeko Zoidle March 7, 2008

qwertyUDYSOFlol 

qwertyUDYSOFlol means: You smell like rotting cheese, also, you are fat.
Human 1: You are qwertyUDYSOFlol hahaha.
Human 2:I know you are, but what am I?
qwertyUDYSOFlol by Udy Pallo February 9, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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