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qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnm,

One of the most extreme forms of boredom, in which you are now obsessed with trying to find meaningless words on urban dictionary that seemingly have a random arrangement of letters but actually have order.
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qwertyitis 

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.
qwertyitis by jonathan May 13, 2005

qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnmopl

Only the boredest of the bored will ever type on their keyboard 8 letters left to right, top to bottom. And even this was defined.
Stacy had qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnmopl as her last hope before she commit suicide.

qwertyitus 

the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard
i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night
qwertyitus by rocky allnyte May 20, 2003

qwertyuiasdfghjzxcvbopklnm 

A suicidal level of boredom or you are just trying to be cool and find sketchy definitions to random words you've made up.
hi said steve
hello said qwertyuiasdfghjzxcvbopklnm

Qwertybitch 

Like a cyber-troll, someone who gets some sort of fulfillment and receives pleasure from anonymously abusing other people in online communities.
Something a qwertybitch might say - "You are a massive dickhead"
Response - "OMFG GTFO fkn qwertybitch!"
Qwertybitch by Majin Boobie November 24, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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