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qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnm,

One of the most extreme forms of boredom, in which you are now obsessed with trying to find meaningless words on urban dictionary that seemingly have a random arrangement of letters but actually have order.
Probably you searched this up after you looked up
qpwoeiruty
alskdjfhg
zmxncbv
qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh
pzoxicuvybtnrmelwkqjahsgdf
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/
qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkm,opl;./
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklm,.
qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnm,
qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjkl;nm,./
qwertyasdfghzxcvbn
qwertyuasdfghjzxcvbnm
Wait, so, they had qwertyuasdfghjzxcvbnm, but do they have qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnm,? Holy Moses they do!

qwertyitis 

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.
qwertyitis by jonathan May 13, 2005

qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnmopl

Only the boredest of the bored will ever type on their keyboard 8 letters left to right, top to bottom. And even this was defined.
Stacy had qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnmopl as her last hope before she commit suicide.

qwertyitus 

the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard
i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night
qwertyitus by rocky allnyte May 20, 2003

qwertyuiasdfghjzxcvbopklnm 

A suicidal level of boredom or you are just trying to be cool and find sketchy definitions to random words you've made up.
hi said steve
hello said qwertyuiasdfghjzxcvbopklnm

Qwertybitch 

Like a cyber-troll, someone who gets some sort of fulfillment and receives pleasure from anonymously abusing other people in online communities.
Something a qwertybitch might say - "You are a massive dickhead"
Response - "OMFG GTFO fkn qwertybitch!"
Qwertybitch by Majin Boobie November 24, 2010