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Any person who is very annoying. Typically used for young people.
Jake is such a quert.
quert by VinelSeason July 14, 2021
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Common name for a 750ML bottle of hard liquor in the East Cost of Canada. Can be defined as 32 ounces, 4 cups, 2 pints, or 1 quart.
we went to the licquor store and bought a quart of vodka.
quart by Evan D.A. September 1, 2008
A powerful expulsion of air from the anus and vaginal canals in unison
Quart by Major Dickie Head August 4, 2018
Quarter Ounce of Marijuana (consumer amount roughly 7-7.5 grams)
Motherfucking dealer ripped me off, I wanted a quart but only got a 50!
Quart by JosephOfNewLeinster January 14, 2009
noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.

verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.
quart by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

quart low 

The act of sticking ones thumb in the ass of another as they bend over and yelling quart low. Little kids love to do this to parents in stores to embarress them.
Lil Johnny while in Wal-Mart catches his mother bent over and jabs his thumb in her ass yelling quart low as he does.
quart low by spunkie124 April 10, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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