quert

Any person who is very annoying. Typically used for young people.
Jake is such a quert.
by VinelSeason July 14, 2021
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The instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and rectum simultaneously.
That was an awful sounding quert
by camelhumps March 28, 2005
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The instance when a female exhales gasses through her pubis and rectum simulataneously. see queef
that was a nasty sounding quert
by camelhumps May 13, 2005
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A "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor.
It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.
Bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.
by quert December 09, 2008
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when a smelly, stankass, tuna ass bitch queefs and expells a green discharge from her pubis.
I can't believe this bitch just querted in my face
by Owen Nichols June 10, 2005
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a version of context specific quoting but with more emphasis. the person who you are querting to has to understand the reference of speech.

could also be taken as a version of excretion of bodily fluids from both female and male characters.
ailish querted while love surging all over me.
by kaledy August 10, 2025
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