quert

Any person who is very annoying. Typically used for young people.

Jake is such a quert.

by VinelSeason July 14, 2021

quert

The instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and rectum simultaneously.

That was an awful sounding quert

by camelhumps March 28, 2005

quert

The instance when a female exhales gasses through her pubis and rectum simulataneously. see queef

that was a nasty sounding quert

by camelhumps May 13, 2005

quert

A "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor.
It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.

Bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.

by quert December 9, 2008

quert

when a smelly, stankass, tuna ass bitch queefs and expells a green discharge from her pubis.

I can't believe this bitch just querted in my face

by Owen Nichols June 10, 2005

quert

a version of context specific quoting but with more emphasis. the person who you are querting to has to understand the reference of speech.

could also be taken as a version of excretion of bodily fluids from both female and male characters.

ailish querted while love surging all over me.

by kaledy August 10, 2025

quarter cup

When something isn't even done half a$$ed. The laziest effort. Usually followed by defense of their actions with a lame excuse or blame.

The student didn't bother to show up for class or do homework. When the test came, they just wrote "Too hard" on it and handed it in. Then they complained to the Dean about the teacher after they quarter cupped the whole semester.

by Q-Cup November 30, 2013