by Major Dickie Head August 04, 2018
by JosephOfNewLeinster October 02, 2008
i was taking a bath with my girlfriend when she quarted in the tub, i threw up on her titz to even out the disgustingness of our what was meant to be a romantic 1 year anniversary. i took both towels and left her.
by lord choddington January 08, 2011
The amount of sperm you can fit in a women before it flows out.
Verb: To whip out your massive bear cock and slap someone around with it
Verb: To whip out your massive bear cock and slap someone around with it
Example
Person 1: Bitch, you better be willing to 69 me, or I will Quart you
Person 2: (Gets on top of Person 1.)
Person 1: Bitch, you better be willing to 69 me, or I will Quart you
Person 2: (Gets on top of Person 1.)
by LewdiestBear69 October 16, 2018
She quarted all over my face and I threw up all over. Not only that but my face is infected with all different STD's.
by Blackmanjo May 25, 2010
Common name for a 750ML bottle of hard liquor in the East Cost of Canada. Can be defined as 32 ounces, 4 cups, 2 pints, or 1 quart.
by Evan D.A. June 29, 2006
noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.
verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005