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It's when you sit on the toilet and you think that your going to have a little bout of diarrhea... but when you go to push it out... "ohhhh... my god!!!"... it just sprays out liquids like it was under 3000lbs of pressure... or like a fire hose fully charged... it sprays so hard that the toilet water actually splashes up onto your back side...
Oh my god... I think I'm going to have the quids... everyone run...
by Brad and April Brew December 2, 2007
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Quids In

1. When you stand to make a lot of money from a bet or business venture.

2. When your the likelihood of scoring with a particular woman is exceptionally high.
1. Bill was quids in from his bet at the races

2. "Mate, did you see the way that girl with the massive rack was looking at me? I'm quids in tonight"
by Richard "Docking" Brown November 1, 2009
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Sitting on quids

Jamal: "You comin' out tonight, blud?"
Timothy: "Yes, friend, I'm sitting on quids!"
by Nitro Noggin June 19, 2011
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Trading Quids

A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.
Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.
by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012
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Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid
Wanked Off For a Quid
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
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quid pro cuomo

An example of corruption which is both severe and unabashedly public. An abuse of power that the abuser does not bother to attempt to cover up.
You mean Margaret just gave her sister the day off in the middle of the weekend rush? Typical quid pro cuomo!
by David T. Miller August 10, 2015
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50 quid

its slang for 50 British pounds, and or making a reasonable bet
"50 quid i make it"
"ha sure 50 quid u wot mate"
"i swear on mi mum"
by 701CodeHero October 19, 2017
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