quids

It's when you sit on the toilet and you think that your going to have a little bout of diarrhea... but when you go to push it out... "ohhhh... my god!!!"... it just sprays out liquids like it was under 3000lbs of pressure... or like a fire hose fully charged... it sprays so hard that the toilet water actually splashes up onto your back side...

Oh my god... I think I'm going to have the quids... everyone run...

quids by Brad and April Brew December 2, 2007

Quids In

1. When you stand to make a lot of money from a bet or business venture.

2. When your the likelihood of scoring with a particular woman is exceptionally high.

1. Bill was quids in from his bet at the races

2. "Mate, did you see the way that girl with the massive rack was looking at me? I'm quids in tonight"

Quids In by Richard "Docking" Brown November 1, 2009

Sitting on quids 

To be in a position of wealth.

Jamal: "You comin' out tonight, blud?"
Timothy: "Yes, friend, I'm sitting on quids!"

Sitting on quids by Nitro Noggin June 19, 2011

Trading Quids 

A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.

Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.

Trading Quids by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012

Wanked Off For a Quid

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Wanked Off For a Quid by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

quid pro cuomo 

An example of corruption which is both severe and unabashedly public. An abuse of power that the abuser does not bother to attempt to cover up.

You mean Margaret just gave her sister the day off in the middle of the weekend rush? Typical quid pro cuomo!

quid pro cuomo by David T. Miller August 10, 2015

50 quid 

its slang for 50 British pounds, and or making a reasonable bet

"50 quid i make it"
"ha sure 50 quid u wot mate"
"i swear on mi mum"

50 quid by 701CodeHero October 19, 2017