quids

It's when you sit on the toilet and you think that your going to have a little bout of diarrhea... but when you go to push it out... "ohhhh... my god!!!"... it just sprays out liquids like it was under 3000lbs of pressure... or like a fire hose fully charged... it sprays so hard that the toilet water actually splashes up onto your back side...

Oh my god... I think I'm going to have the quids... everyone run...

by Brad and April Brew December 2, 2007

quid

One pound (100 pence) in British Sterling (GBP). Can refer to the actual denomination (a goldish looking coin, about a centimetre and a half across), or any amount in Sterling. In very common use, all across the UK.

"That'll be a quid mate"
"That's going to set you back about 3, 4 hundred quid"

by dr_newstead August 14, 2004

Quids In

1. When you stand to make a lot of money from a bet or business venture.

2. When your the likelihood of scoring with a particular woman is exceptionally high.

1. Bill was quids in from his bet at the races

2. "Mate, did you see the way that girl with the massive rack was looking at me? I'm quids in tonight"

by Richard "Docking" Brown November 1, 2009

quid

One pound in English money.

U could get that whore for a quid

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

quid

A singular unit of currency, once recognized only as the British pound (100 pence) but now widely used in place of the word dollar, pound, peso, et cetera.

Man: I'll give you twenty quid.
Whore: Sorry, mate, that's not enough to get in my boot!

by Ern December 28, 2005

Quid

Ball of rolled up salvia leaves that gets you trippin.

Tastes like shit.

‘Hey man, I got us some quids’

‘Hell yeah dude, let’s get high af’

by hellsbells1 December 30, 2018

quid

british for money. it means pounds, yeah?

'ere, sell us some fags'
'that'll be five quid'

cigarettes are so overpriced, y'know?

by rob April 22, 2005