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It's when you sit on the toilet and you think that your going to have a little bout of diarrhea... but when you go to push it out... "ohhhh... my god!!!"... it just sprays out liquids like it was under 3000lbs of pressure... or like a fire hose fully charged... it sprays so hard that the toilet water actually splashes up onto your back side...

Oh my god... I think I'm going to have the quids... everyone run...

quids by Brad and April Brew December 2, 2007

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Quids In

1. When you stand to make a lot of money from a bet or business venture.

2. When your the likelihood of scoring with a particular woman is exceptionally high.

1. Bill was quids in from his bet at the races

2. "Mate, did you see the way that girl with the massive rack was looking at me? I'm quids in tonight"

Quids In by Richard "Docking" Brown November 1, 2009

Related Words

Quids In • Quidsalt • Quidsnarfer • Trading Quids • Sitting on quids • quid • Quid's Law • quadsexual • quid pro quo • Quidditch

Sitting on quids

To be in a position of wealth.

Jamal: "You comin' out tonight, blud?"
Timothy: "Yes, friend, I'm sitting on quids!"

Sitting on quids by Nitro Noggin June 19, 2011

Trading Quids

A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.

Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.

Trading Quids by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

quid pro cuomo

An example of corruption which is both severe and unabashedly public. An abuse of power that the abuser does not bother to attempt to cover up.

You mean Margaret just gave her sister the day off in the middle of the weekend rush? Typical quid pro cuomo!

quid pro cuomo by David T. Miller August 10, 2015

50 quid

its slang for 50 British pounds, and or making a reasonable bet

"50 quid i make it"
"ha sure 50 quid u wot mate"
"i swear on mi mum"

50 quid by 701CodeHero October 19, 2017

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026