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Queeftain 

A female leader of a tribe that has birthed 42 children and is constantly queefing.
Omg we just went to an Indian reservation and got to meet the queeftain, she couldn't stop pumping air out of her taint.
Queeftain by ATBA5EBALL May 20, 2017
A very spicy cunky queef, often leaving people with a tears like when you cut an onion. The equivalent is having salsa, or wasabi put in your eyelids.
I'm not crying, she just had Queefsabi
Queefsabi by JD_23 November 8, 2011

queefster 

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.
How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it
queefster by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

Queefsack 

1. Someone who is definitively useless;
2. Used to denote that one is as useful as a sack used to capture queefs.
(Essentially the upgrade (or downgrade) from douchebag but not as important as a motherfucker)
Jess: he is just not emotional, completely sarcastic about everything; the kind of person you have to get used to...
divO: smh...sounds like you're wasting your time w/ a queefsack.
Queefsack by Media Divo January 10, 2009

Queefstain 

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"
1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.
Queefstain by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
Example 1. Did you eat all of my queefsa?
Queefsa by Jeasurments September 21, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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