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cock 'n' rocks

n.(pl) Rooster and stones.
"Those scenesterz are mad punk rawk! They remind me of a big pile of cock 'n' rocks."
by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003
mugGet the cock 'n' rocksmug.

Spink

n. a multi-racial combination of two slang insults. Derived from the Latin "Spic" and Eastern "Chink", Spink literally means one who is master of the poon. See also "Ghetto AZN"
"Man, did you see that crew of spinks totally fuck up those honkeys?!"
by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
mugGet the Spinkmug.

1337

n. 1. Nestled between 1336 and 1338, 1337 is commonly known as a number, or for the more advanced; an "integer"
2. Often misused to satisfy a lamen's ego, the self-proclaimed 1337 will misuse the title, pretending to hold Xtr3m H4x0r capabilties while in fact masturbating to preteen beastiality at 2:00 AM with baggy eyes; anonymously hassling n00b's with better things to do than kill their babies over mindrot such as Everquest and Warcraft. See also "colon debris" and "queefstain"
"i t0tally pnwed u. u r so a n00b and i am so 1337"
by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
mugGet the 1337mug.

peen

n. Collectively derived from the male genitalia (penis) and the pinkstink (poon), peen is the spicy term for any given Slim Jim's beefstick.
www.tubgirl.com: guaranteed to erect your peen in 5 seconds flat or your dignity back.
by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
mugGet the peenmug.

gunderthump

v. 1.Fladunking from a high altitude. 2.To strike a person's face, as if fladunking, but with great animosity and vengeance.
n. The harsh thwapping of a male's genitalia against an unsuspecting and/or deserving recipient's supple face.
See also: fladunk
"Johnny pounced from atop his pine dresser and gunderthumped Mary in the noggin." - Beauty and the Beast
"Reverend James performed a severe gunderthumping to chastise Billy, the sinful choir boy. However Billy bled and later suffered severe and unrecoverable head trauma" - NY Post 7/31/89
"GUNDERTHUMP!" - Voltaire
by PoonPieHouligan December 17, 2005
mugGet the gunderthumpmug.

Shween

A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty
Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"
by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003
mugGet the Shweenmug.

shperm

n. Jism that squirts from a vile, cheese-coated peen. See also "smegma", "sperm", "peen", and "jism".
Sally was so drunk she didn't notice the odd taste of Bobby's shperm when she fellated his cock'n'rocks.
by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
mugGet the shpermmug.

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