peen

n. Collectively derived from the male genitalia (penis) and the pinkstink (poon), peen is the spicy term for any given Slim Jim's beefstick.

www.tubgirl.com: guaranteed to erect your peen in 5 seconds flat or your dignity back.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

gunderthump

v. 1.Fladunking from a high altitude. 2.To strike a person's face, as if fladunking, but with great animosity and vengeance.
n. The harsh thwapping of a male's genitalia against an unsuspecting and/or deserving recipient's supple face.
See also: fladunk

"Johnny pounced from atop his pine dresser and gunderthumped Mary in the noggin." - Beauty and the Beast
"Reverend James performed a severe gunderthumping to chastise Billy, the sinful choir boy. However Billy bled and later suffered severe and unrecoverable head trauma" - NY Post 7/31/89
"GUNDERTHUMP!" - Voltaire

by PoonPieHouligan December 17, 2005

Shween

A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty

Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"

by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003

Shmeeze

n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock"

n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Spink

n. a multi-racial combination of two slang insults. Derived from the Latin "Spic" and Eastern "Chink", Spink literally means one who is master of the poon. See also "Ghetto AZN"

"Man, did you see that crew of spinks totally fuck up those honkeys?!"

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Queefstain

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"

1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

cock 'n' rocks

n.(pl) Rooster and stones.

"Those scenesterz are mad punk rawk! They remind me of a big pile of cock 'n' rocks."

by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003