Definitions by PoonPieHouligan

gunderthump 

v. 1.Fladunking from a high altitude. 2.To strike a person's face, as if fladunking, but with great animosity and vengeance.
n. The harsh thwapping of a male's genitalia against an unsuspecting and/or deserving recipient's supple face.
See also: fladunk

"Johnny pounced from atop his pine dresser and gunderthumped Mary in the noggin." - Beauty and the Beast
"Reverend James performed a severe gunderthumping to chastise Billy, the sinful choir boy. However Billy bled and later suffered severe and unrecoverable head trauma" - NY Post 7/31/89
"GUNDERTHUMP!" - Voltaire

gunderthump by PoonPieHouligan December 17, 2005

Shween

A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty

Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"

Shween by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003

cock 'n' rocks

n.(pl) Rooster and stones.

"Those scenesterz are mad punk rawk! They remind me of a big pile of cock 'n' rocks."

cock 'n' rocks by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003

Spink 

n. a multi-racial combination of two slang insults. Derived from the Latin "Spic" and Eastern "Chink", Spink literally means one who is master of the poon. See also "Ghetto AZN"

"Man, did you see that crew of spinks totally fuck up those honkeys?!"

Spink by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

peen 

n. Collectively derived from the male genitalia (penis) and the pinkstink (poon), peen is the spicy term for any given Slim Jim's beefstick.

www.tubgirl.com: guaranteed to erect your peen in 5 seconds flat or your dignity back.

peen by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Queefstain 

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"

1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.

Queefstain by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

shperm 

n. Jism that squirts from a vile, cheese-coated peen. See also "smegma", "sperm", "peen", and "jism".

Sally was so drunk she didn't notice the odd taste of Bobby's shperm when she fellated his cock'n'rocks.

shperm by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003